Shake n Stomp

As a child of the 80s the decade has always had a certain appeal to me. This Wednesday I'm going on a 1980s riding social, and for the first time I am actually excited about dressing up for it!

At the end of the day I realise I want to go live in the 80s. As soon as I can get my hands on a time machine I think that will be my destination. I better start growing my hair - should I go with something Flock of Seagulls-esque or something a little more Bon Jovi style? I'm certainly looking forward to wearing my sunglasses at night and dancing all night with girls in leg warmers with huge hair. Oh yeah! There's nothing hotter than girls with huge 80s hair!

First goal is to hook up with Debbie Harry, hottest person to ever have walked the planet. I mean seriously who needs porn when you can get Blondie music videos on Youtube. One way or another I'd have her, and it would be Atomic ;-) Then next on the list of 80s sex icons would have to be Pheobe Caits. Yeah I'd have a good time in the 80s.

Rubik's cube, pac-man, space invaders... maybe we've moved on a bit in terms of entertainment. But fads are always fun. And who needs toys when you have a decade of the best films ever made: Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Terminator, Aliens, Die Hard, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Rambo, Rocky... I might just spend my whole time at the cinema.

Just let me go out and get some acid washed jeans and slap a "Baby on Board" sticker on my time machine and I'll be off. Anyone else up for visiting the Reagan era with all it's unbridled materialism? Make sure to pack your hairspray!